I rarely ever write this personally. But okay.
When I was four, a kid in my...
You know you’ve lived in Canada for a while when you get offered drugs at 2:30 AM at the corner of Bloor and Bathurst and your response is...
Maybe you should have…
Here’s the progress on my first shawl, even though it’s not really a shawl - it’s a really cool scarf. It’s called Boneyard and is designed by the...
so many… where are you guys coming from though
Surely Denton has got to be kidding about somehow not knowing that I was the person who wrote the long-defunct Fake Nick Denton blog. After all,...
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I rarely ever write this personally. But okay.
When I was four, a kid in my neighbourhood took me into his room and pulled down my pants (twice) when I went over to play. I went home, told my mom, and she walked right over to that neighbour’s house, where she and that kid’s mom raised all kinds…
I swear it’s for a gas station…
“We do a lot of pirate-themed sexual role play. I’m a parrot.” #30rock #yaaaarrrrr
You know you’ve lived in Canada for a while when you get offered drugs at 2:30 AM at the corner of Bloor and Bathurst and your response is “No, I’m not interested, sorry.” And you know the drug dealer is Canadian when he says there is no need to apologize and wishes you a good night.
Citizenship, please.
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Seeing The Adjustment Bureau. Still think of Matt Damon as a puppet in Team America. Going to hell ;)
Well, Spence Diamonds is at it again.
While the actual AD itself isn’t that bad, it’s just continuing on their douchey ad strategy from Christmas, and not even using different artwork. This example was found at a bus shelter at King and Dufferin (sorry for the quality, took it with my BlackBerry).
I guess they are trying to cash in on the Valentine’s Day market, but it’s product overload, and really, wouldn’t a proposal probably be more romantic on an unexpected day?
Just my two cents..
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On Jezebel, I’m MotherChucker. So I’m starting this new Tumblr to network with the awesome Jezebel crew, as many of you have abandoned Groupthink on Jezebel thanks to the crappy new Gawker network reimaging.
Hugs in advance to all of you! :)
PS: I also have the Tumblr http://thedailyfacepalm.tumblr.com/ .
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this is how I feel sometimes ;)
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THE LLAMANATOR. DOES HE MELT PLASTIC SHEETS INTO STIFF PERFECTION?
forever llama
President Obama Llama
PRESIDENT OBAMA LLAMA I’M CRYING
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7-Year-old Marriage Equality Advocate
In an effort to teach a 7-year-old boy named Malcolm the importance of improving the world around him, he was given $140 to donate to the charity of his choice.
After hearing a story on the radio about the mistreatment of gays and lesbians, he selected two charities — the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation.
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